Testimonials

I’m a huge critical bastard so I tend to look up review of everything before I buy stuff. I’m sure many of you do the same. Consumer Reports, epinion… I’ve tried them all. I felt like something was missing from all those reviews I’ve read. Then a friend tells me about Compulsive Consumer. I looked them up and it was the best choice in my life ever. They review things that are important to me like toothpaste, board games, and gummi worms. Ever since I started reading their reviews, my life has significantly improved. My grades are higher, I laugh more, I masturbate less, and I am no longer flatulate in elevators. I give Compulsive Consumer 4 thumbs up. Hi. My name is Steven Duan and I’m a rapist.