Steven
I have been a critically acclaimed critic since I was four. I refuse to dance, I love ping-pong, I also play tennis, I don’t smoke and enjoy running when I’m bored, I don’t like shaving more than once a week, I consume cheap beer with friends, I have a unique ability to take two steps at a time, I’m most active at night, I can entertain myself easily, and I’m willing to try anything once. I am awesome.
Robert
I like tennis, beer, tequila, fried chicken, rice, fried pork chops, and Solo cups with the indentions on the sides. I hate fish that’s not fried beyond recognition. Other than that I’m pretty neutral about most things… unless they’re deep fried.
Oosh!
People call me a hater. They’re right. I hate a lot of things. Like emo kids and the crappy music they listen to. I listen to ska. In my free time I play tennis with Steven on occasion. Also, I enjoy showering daily and sleeping every night. I don’t drink and I don’t smoke, and some of my friends think that’s wierd. Lastly, I play a lot of games that I usually never finish. I’m a great guy.
Big Smurf
I’m bigger than you; I’m blacker than you, I’m Better than you! Accept it! I enjoy the simple things in life, such as breathing on a regular basis, as opposed by Steven who only breathes sometimes. I enjoy fried Chicken…usually in sandwich form. Kool Aid is always a plus. I like food and sleep…typical college student. I like driving, yet hate gas prices. In a nutshell, I’m so friggin awesome!
Charlie
Life’s too short to dwell on one thing too long… unless it’s the complexities of life and its great questions. Who would win between Batman and Superman? How many beers does it take to find Oprah attractive in a purely sexual manner? Paper versus plastic… condoms? Mom and Dad should be proud for what my college learning has prepared me for…using my curiosity to rate random crap. I represent Georgia Southern on this page’s college spectrum. I enjoy questioning everything, but rolling with the flow. Also, I enjoy: trivia, drinking with friends, hanging out, and adventuring for adventures.
Eric
Representing that last minority in this group of deviants and womanizers, I am the rico-suave of suburbia. Usually taking no side of any argument or make any arguments of my own I usually end up laughing at most situations that come my way. Currently attending the prestigious Georgia Perimeter College and being perpetually bored to death every waking second I am on that campus. In my natural habitat I am either speeding on some road, sleeping in my bed, online, Hollywood Video, or at someone’s house drinking some alcoholic beverage. Vaya a la mierda!
