/ snacks
by Steven
Purchase Price: $1.79 for 6.6oz
Purchase Place: Kroger
Rating: 1.0
Pros: Smells like buffalo wings. Crossword puzzle!
Cons: Too weird. Unhealthy. Disgusting taste.
I am going to go ahead and admit that I’m not a goldfish fan. I like baked snacks because they tend to be healthier. I like fish because they don’t talk back when I tell them about my excruciating days at the office. Mixed together; I’ve never really been much of a fan. It’s because cheddar killed my family.
Blazin’ Buffalo Wing caught my eye because I’m a huge wing fan. I ate wings nearly every day last semester. I had to try the Goldfish version and it was one of the biggest mistakes since the time I used aluminum foil and a rubber band as a condom.
Upon opening the package, the familiar flavor of hot wings hit my nostrils. The snack tasted like a hot wing but instead of chicken, it has been replaced by a really salty cracker. The cracker is a little bit spicy but mild enough to be enjoyed by a four-year-old that’s if they don’t throw the bag away after the first bite.
This snack overall is equivalent to normal baked chips in terms of health. I recommend the plain Goldfish Cheddar over any other crazy flavors available, and that’s only if you are a fan of cheddar. If the plain Goldfish received a rating of 4.0, then this would be a 1.0 max.
February 3, 2008 at 5:48 am
dude your freakin nuts….Blazin Buffalo is the mother of all flavors, i would gladly saute
my ballsack in cocoa butter and eat them wit a side of hash just for a lifetime supply.
I hope the Pepperidge monkey gos over your house and poos in your mouth you bastard…ahhh better. I was just venting man sorry, your entitled to your opinion even if its inconcievable, take care bud =)