/ grooming
by Steven
Purchase Price: $1.00 for 20oz
Purchase Place: Dollar Tree
Rating: 4.5
Pros: Smells nice. Very affordable price. Makes my skin silky smooth.
Cons: Looks like semen. Tastes like semen. People give me weird faces when I whip this out in class and start rubbing myself down.
I am not really a lotion connoisseur although I like to pretend to be one. Sometimes when I get bored, I rub my arms down with lotion. My girlfriend is mystified as to why I have smoother arms than her.
I like to have a nice supply of lotion with me at all times. I purchased the Lander lotion at a Dollar Tree and it is one of the better investments I have made from that store (Damn nunchakus broke after two swings). The Lander lotion’s smell is pleasing and importantly, it does not leave an oily residue on my skin.
The most important factor to me was the price. At $1 for 20oz, I’m sold. I have tried expensive brand name lotions on my joints before and I have not really noticed the difference although I doubt most people will. I will continue to use Lander Dollar Tree lotion brands. I highly recommend this lotion for external use only.
September 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm
This is the only lotion that I have tried that makes my skin feel soft and silky. It is very difficult to find. They used to sell it at K-Mart, but they are always out of it. I have been using Landers Advanced Lubricating Lotion for over 10 years. I wouldn’t use anything else. When I find it I buy it in bulk, because I never know when I’ll find it again. It doesn’t leave any residue, or smell funny. It has a soft baby powder smell that is very pleasing to the senses. I recommend it highly!
November 9, 2008 at 4:54 pm
My husband really likes this lotion. I used to get it at Walmart – they no longer carry it.
Then I found it at the 99 cent store – they no longer carry it.
Where can I get it?????
Thanks
November 21, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I HAVE BEEN USING YOUR PRODUCTS FOR MANY YEARS…BUT NOW I CAN NOT FIND IT ANYWHERE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND IT NEAR ME…..OCEAN TOWNSHIP , NJ THANK YOU JOHN ALLEN
December 9, 2008 at 1:54 am
I have loved this for years, it is very hard to find becuase Lander is in bankruptcy, if you find it, buy it, as there will not be anymore produced.
April 15, 2009 at 11:59 am
I can tell that this is not the first time you write about the topic. Why have you decided to touch it again?
May 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I hope that the company is not going bankrupt. The lotion is awesome because it is easily absorbed by the skin and doesn’t leave a greasy residue. I love this lotion and would recommend it to anyone. I too have had problems finding it but am going to check dollar tree after reading this. Thanks!!!!
June 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm
OMG. This is the saddest moment of my life. I have been using this product for over 10 years. I have OCD and I must put it on my hands every 30 seconds-1minute. I have been doing this since I was 4 years old. I love this lotion. I dont use the advanced I use the one with the blue label. My hands hurt and have never felt drier. I cannot find it anywhere. No lotion will do. Someone help me. I feel sick.