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by Steven
Purchase Price: $1.43 for 10oz
Purchase Place: Wal-MartRating: 2.5
Pros: Excellent malt-filled center. Pink box. Cheap.
Cons: Extremely bad for you. Too sweet. Not enough milk or shake. Kind of hard to sneak into the movies.
False advertising is very prominent in our world. I felt obliged to purchase the new Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry not just because I’m a fan of the original whoppers, but because I like food that says “New!” on them. The colors on the box also attracted me since I have a mentality of a Pokemon sometimes.
The color itself is not bright pink like the box advertises but instead a pale pink, like skin off an average Caucasian guy. They look like tiny scrotums. It reminds me of that one time I walked in on my friend Jerry while he was taking a shower except….the Whoppers taste better.
I was expecting a ball filled with a familiar taste of milkshakes but instead I just got plain Whoppers with an outer strawberry covering instead. At least the original Whoppers had the decency to state that it was just a malted milk ball. The strawberry covering is a little too sweet even compared to the original. I’ve grown accosted to artificial flavors but Strawberry Whoppers seem to be a little more prominent than other candies.
I heard that there were Vanilla Milkshake Whoppers somewhere. It must be disgusting. Stick to the original Whoppers unless you are a huge fake strawberry fan. The original Whoppers are still my favorite candy at the movies along with Milk Duds.
