ChapStick Medicated Lip Balm

/ grooming
by Steven

Purchase Price: $0.94
Purchase Place: Target
Rating: 4.5
Pros: Smells awesome. Feels awesome. Tastes awesome.
Cons: For external use only.

Chap Stick Medicated Lip Balm is the best damn lip balm I have ever placed on my lips…ever. I purchased this product at Target when I was looking for NyQuil. There are so many lip balm choices so I spent quite some time on deciding the product. A friend suggested this product dearly. I placed my lips on him, literally. It was the best choice I made that day.

Medicated Lip Balm contains camphor, menthol, petrolatum, phenol, and many other ingredients that have no meaning to me. The aroma is very pleasant that reminds me of a little sweet vanilla-like hamster. The color of the lip balm is white. The color really does not matter because it goes clear on your lips so I am not sure as to why I mentioned it in the first place. Maybe I’m trying to waste your valuable time by reading this extraneous text.

Waiting a minute after applying the lip balm begins the excursion to paradise. It feels cool and tingly. It’s like a hundred pretty purple proud party pixies from Pixieland are having a pixie party on your lips. They are also eating pixie sticks (You know, the powdered sugar candy that you can sniff like cocaine). It cured my chapped lips like no other lip balm I have ever tried.

I highly recommend this lip balm. The only problem with it is that the medicated logo could look cooler. Maybe I’m just looking for something to complain about. The price is also slightly more but that’s because it is medicated. Hurray for medicine.